Coach Bobby Finstock's 3 Rules to Live By - Unisex Hoodie spaceballs1 flanked by green serial numbers

flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS

Distressed white text reads "HECHO EN" and "SANTO POCO" on either side of the illustration

a tall orange and red hat

which is already a better origin story than most MLB draft picks

a red sailboat

Coach Bobby Finstock's 3 Rules to Live By - Unisex Hoodie spaceballs1 flanked by green serial numbersCoach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep, gambling, and tattoo based relationship screening with equal urgency. Honestly, everything else really is cream cheese. Inspired by Teen Wolf. The Details: White uppercase text reads "COACH BOBBY FINSTOCK'S" above larger bold text reading "3 RULES TO LIVE BY:" in condensed sans serif. Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep, card players named after cities,